Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Which month is the bus? December.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
