Season jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
What is your summer name? Hot.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Why is Santa鈥檚 sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!