Season jokes

What is fall?

How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.

The coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.

Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.

One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!

He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!

Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"

He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.

The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.

"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"

"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."

The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"

"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."

Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit."

Game of Thrones season 8.

What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

I put the Christmas balls in my sack.

Tis the season to be spooky.

Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂

Watch BNHA season 4 today!

Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?

Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.