Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Santa's Big Sack
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies Santa doesn't get around much, which is why his sack is so full when he finally does show up once a year. Get it? Of course you don't. You probably still believe in the dude. Here's a fun fact: bears don't celebrate Christmas because we hibernate, and you probably should too, with those brains.
Ava
what does that mean i'm 14
Max
sam ei dont know i got in trouble for saying it at school