Santa's Big Sack

  • Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

    Because he only comes once a year.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies Santa doesn't get around much, which is why his sack is so full when he finally does show up once a year. Get it? Of course you don't. You probably still believe in the dude. Here's a fun fact: bears don't celebrate Christmas because we hibernate, and you probably should too, with those brains.

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  • Comments (2)

  • what does that mean i'm 14

    sam ei dont know i got in trouble for saying it at school

    Fidgety Camel

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