Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Science Jokes
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Poop fell off the earth.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
