Science jokes
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Poop fell off the earth.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.