Science jokes
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Memes
Who would you choose?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Poop fell off the earth.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!