Science jokes
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Poop fell off the earth.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!