Science jokes
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
He's fat!
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"