Science jokes
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Memes
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
He's fat!
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣