Science jokes
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣