Science jokes

What atom presents TV shows?

David Atombrough.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?

Leg day.

Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?

That’s assault!

He's fat!

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his carer lost his charger.

Use the roast I put of flat earth.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?

Me: The medication is the drugs.

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

Never trust an atom; they make up everything.

How do you throw a space party?

You planet! 🤣🤣🤣

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.