Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
He's fat!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
