Science jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
You can’t land on Uranus XD
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"