Science jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the wall.

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.

Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.

You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?

Leg day.

What atom presents TV shows?

David Atombrough.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his carer lost his charger.

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

He's fat!

What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?

That’s assault!

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

How do you throw a space party?

You planet! 🤣🤣🤣

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Never trust an atom; they make up everything.

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.