Science jokes
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
He's fat!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"