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Element Pessomium

    • EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL šŸ˜±šŸ˜± Scientists have created an element named Pessomium šŸ˜³šŸ˜³

    Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬ - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay šŸ„µšŸ¤§ - Finished šŸ˜¹šŸ¤• - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts šŸ„¶

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about creating a fake element called "Pessomium" that is named to sound like a popular soccer player. I would bet money you like to eat glue, don't you?

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