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Element Pessomium

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EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about creating a fake element called "Pessomium" that is named to sound like a popular soccer player. I would bet money you like to eat glue, don't you?

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