Science jokes
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!