Science jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.