Science jokes
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Memes
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"