Science jokes
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Memes
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!