NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Science Jokes
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
