Science jokes
Poop fell off the earth.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣