Science jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Poop fell off the earth.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Memes
Heres my "dick" pic
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!