Science jokes
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
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God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.