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What’s brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat

how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna

“I’d hit that”

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

What is brown and sticky. A stick

What’s brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town

Whats brown and sticky - a stick

Q: Whats brown and sticky?

A: A stick :)

Whats long brown and sticky?

A stick.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What is brown and sticky

A stick

What’s brown and sticky?- A stick