What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, "just shut up and swallow"
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50-shades of brown.
What is brown and sticky? What is white and gooey? What long and hard? (Tell me in the comments)
Cleveland Browns
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
"Whats the capital of Texas", Said The Brown Hair. " T ", Said The Blonde
What’s fat brown and has no dad
Ama
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
