Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! An "ion" is an atom with an electrical charge. "Losing ion" sounds like "losing lion", and cheetahs can run faster than lions. The joke relies on similar-sounding words and a bit of big cat knowledge. You probably thought a cheetah was some kind of spicy chip, didn't ya?