School jokes
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."