School jokes
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.