School jokes

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?

Because her wheelchair was good.

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?

Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.

This. This is my class.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."