Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
School Jokes
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
