School jokes

This. This is my class.

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*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?

Because her wheelchair was good.

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."