School jokes

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?

Because her wheelchair was good.

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?

Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

I love teaching students

how to make them harm themselves.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!