School jokes
This. This is my class.
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Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Memes
That's my one teacher 24/7💀
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.