School jokes

This. This is my class.

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Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?

Student: Ukraine is history!

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?

Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."