Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Closest Planet
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The joke is that the teacher asks what the closest planet is, and everyone says "Sun." But one kid says "Uranus," and the joke is that it sounds like "your anus." Uranus is also a planet in our solar system, but it is not close to us. You probably didn't know that because you smell bad and get no bitches.
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