School

School jokes

Mom

    • Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

    The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

    Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

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    • Accident

    • Teacher: Where were you born?

    Student: The highway.

    Teacher: What do you mean?

    Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.

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    • Boy

    • A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

    IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

    School memes

    Drill

    • I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

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    • Teacher

    • One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."

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    • Suicide

    • One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

    They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

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    • Drone

    • What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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    • Moral

    • A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.

    But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.

    "My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit." "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife." "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

    Pin drop silence in the class!

    "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

    "Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk...!!!!"

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    • Orphan

    • Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

    Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

    Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

    Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

    Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

    Students: No, that's not funny!

    Student: SHUT UP!

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