Voting is like doing a group project in school
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up
Teacher: whats 55 flowers plus 67 flowers? Kid: a garden? Teacher: did I tell you that you're adopted?
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
me rn “yo yo yo for pre k I went to kiss a school” my friend “whatiskisma” me “kisma balls!”
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents
I read to deaf kids in my spare time
What is everyone’s favorite favorite class? None because people don’t like school
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK
Bully: ha guess what? Nerd: what bully:you are adopted nerd: at lest I was wanted
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Teacher: why were you late Me:Traffic Teacher: Did I did it Me: Did I even blame it on you
*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
What did a car say hi to? It said hi to the school
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
