What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
the Parkland kids
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
"so I was at high school one day in the bathrooms and I'm circumcised and the kid next to me wasn't so he showed me his pp and he had a foreskin so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired..."
High school students are also more interesting to see but they are you on your way just kidding 🤣
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Why did every one quit the high school volleyball team: To join COACH KYLE"S team of course.
YORK HIGH SCHOOL IS THE BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!
The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.
So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.
The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
