High School

High School jokes

Student

    • High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

    School

    • All school meeting introductions:

    Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

    Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

    High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”

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    • Shooting Range

    • When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

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    • High School memes

    Foreskin

    • So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...

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    • Cheerio

    • The Cheerio Joke

    Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.

    So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.

    The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."

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    • Teacher

    • I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

    Chess

    • Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

    Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

    Class

    • Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

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    • Crush

    • High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

    Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

    High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

    Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

    High school crush: Who is it?

    Me: You.

    Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

    Me: Fuck that.

    Quarterback

    • As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.

    My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."

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    • Shooter

    • The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

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