Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a kid who is so not smart, he can't tell the difference between neighbors at school and the actual houses next to his own home. The teacher tells the kid to ask his neighbors where to put his paper (or "ppr"), and this kid walks all the way home to ask his next-door neighbor instead of just asking the other students in the classroom. You gotta be quicker than that, slugger. And hey, did you know that you're more likely to get struck by lightning than to win the lottery? Maybe you should focus on not being a human lightning rod instead of whatever you're doing.
Gwen
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Anonymous Cat
Hi Gwen!