Appointment jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."