School jokes
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.