School jokes
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
sorry my name is like this but its true
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!