I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
what do cheetahs do when they get a test? they cheat!!!
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
whats yellow all over and can’t swim
a school busful of children
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joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”
what is a gay school boys favorite grade
d+
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Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day do a school shooting they will think it’s a joke 😃
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
