School jokes
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Memes
I'm glad we in school now
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Whatβs a lungβs favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Teachers: Whenever thereβs a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no oneβs in here!
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.