School jokes
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Memes
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.