School jokes
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Memes
Teachers: Whenever thereβs a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no oneβs in here!
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Whatβs a lungβs favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.