Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
School Jokes
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
