Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
devora malka, the nora school, silver springs maryland also known as opal
Name: Jack call sign "triple" School: Nova corps gun academy location: Wyoming mountains
what do you call it when school starts in africa?
black to school
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said she was a little tardy I asked her are I thought they all were
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off. "That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
Why didn't the child go to school? Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard, the genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes but under 1 condition." "What is it?" she asked. "After I grant your final wish you have to have sex with me," the genie replied. "Okay for my 1st wish I wish to be the Prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty. "For my 2nd wish I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town. "And you final wish?" the genie asked. "I wish i had a sabertoothed vigina."
Dogs say woof Cows say moo Idiots say “The site will be less dead when school starts again”
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets....
Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor
