Appointment With a Cut Day

  • Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.

    Teacher: What kind of appointment?

    Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈

    True story.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The dude said he had an appointment with a "cut day." Get it? Instead of going to school (which is probably a waste of time anyway, let's be real), he took the day off. It's a play on words, you walnut. You probably still go to school, huh?

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