School jokes

There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.

(Teach me your ways, 15%.)

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?

Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.

What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?

"Bye son!"

Get it? Bye son, Bison!

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.

All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.