School jokes

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

I found this at school.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!

My classmates?

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."

Gym Teacher: "That's alright."

Other Kid: "Hush!"

What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?

Go shoot up the school.