School jokes
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good