School jokes
My classmates?
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D