School jokes
My classmates?
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!