Moving Out

Mom: Son, did you go to school?

Son: What if I said yes?

Mom: You are in school! *slap*

Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.

Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(

Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.

Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!

Son: Good.

Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?

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Alright listen up, genius. So, like, the mom asks if the son went to school, right? And he's all, "What if I said yes?" Turns out he's already AT school, so the mom smacks him. Then he drops the bomb that he's moving in with his GF, but only to be closer to school. Mom kicks him out, then gets sad. It's funny because the kid's logic is wack and the mom is dumb, just like you.

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It wasn't the best joke i'v heard but it wasn't very bad either so i will give you a thumbs up for that one cuz of the effert.

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