Diss track jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

Watersharky

WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky

You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!

Memes

House

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

Hours later, police found 4 suspects.

"Explain."

Sus 1: I don't vandalize.

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.

Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.

Sus 4: I eat bricks.

Police: I know who.

RiceGum: Who?

Police: ITS-

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Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.

Disabled

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

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  • Song

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

    What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

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  • Penaldo

    Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

    1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

    Memes

    Community

    Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more

    RAPBOAT POSTED A NEW ALBUM TODAY! THE NEW WJE DISSES ARE SO GOOD, FROM THE LEO K-POP DISS, TO THE KRIS DISS TRACK WHERE HE ABSOLUTLEY DECIMATES HIM, AND TO THE MANY OTHER DISSES, THIS IS EASILY THE GREATEST RAP ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!! I LOVE YOU RAPBOAT!!!

    I GOT DISSED https://soundcloud.com/interstellar-267776112/rapboat-diss-track-freestyle