The Poop Deal

Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, numbskull! Little Johnny tried to bribe his teacher, Mrs. Johnson, with his dad and his money, if she lets him poop his pants in class. Now, why would anyone want to poop their pants? I bet you're into that kinda thing you weirdo.

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