Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Whats worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
one day little billy came in pulling up his pants the teacher asks "Where have you been billy" he says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later little willy came in the teacher asked where have you been he says on top of beverly hill 10 minutes later little johnny came in teacher says again where have you been ha says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later a girl came in the teacher says who are you she says i'm beverly hill
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Wants worse than ants in you pants
Your uncle
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
I just shed my pants
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. "next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
