Asthmatic Kid

  • Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."

    Gym Teacher: "That's alright."

    Other Kid: "Hush!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, nimrod. So basically, this kid can't breathe, right? And the teacher is like, "it's alright." But the joke is that the other kid wants him to be quiet. Some people, like you, might not think that's funny. Newsflash: that makes it funnier, you soggy waffle.

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