Helicopter Parachute

There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.

There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.

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Listen up, dummy. There were four people on a helicopter, but only three parachutes. The China dude and the teacher bailed. Trump, being the big shot, was gonna give the last shoot to the kid. But guess what? The kid already had a backpack on! It ain't rocket science. I know you are into rocket science though, I heard you couldn't figure out how to open a juice box. Sad!

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