A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, numbskull! So this guy sees a bird, then another bird, and then BAM! Bird sex! It's shocking and unexpected because, well, bird sex isn't exactly the kind of thing you expect to see at school. Also, because you are probably not sexually active either. You should try tinder.