Say jokes
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."