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I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!