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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."

Why can’t orphans eat cereal?

It says, "Family size."

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?

Hop on.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

What did the bull say to the bullfighter?

What's the "matador?"

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

What does a bird say when it gets sick?

I flu!

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.