Say jokes
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!