What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Say Jokes
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
