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What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

What did the other wave say to the other wave?

"Nothing, they just waved!"

What did mum say when grandpa called?

Boomerang.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

What did the plate say to the other plate?

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.