Slave Owner jokes
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."