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What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."

What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?

What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"

What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!

What did the water say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?

Hop on.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

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Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"