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What did the plate say to the other plate?
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.