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This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."