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What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Memes
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"