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What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Memes
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!