The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
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What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
