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I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!