Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty-pants! This joke is all about your mom being super fat. Like, so fat that even Buzz Lightyear, a space ranger, has to fly a long, long way just to get out of her house. Get it? You're probably not fat like your momma, but I bet you are round like me! ROAR!