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What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.

God: *SILENCE*

Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!

God: *SILENCE*

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"