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What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
It says “Me acting socked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes” VERY TRUE
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"