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What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.