Say jokes
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Memes
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.