Say jokes
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Memes
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"