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What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!