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What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.