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What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.