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What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.