Virgos and Virginity

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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about stereotypes, which I know you love. It's saying that people born under the star sign Virgo are supposedly virgins until they're 17. It's funny because it's a generalization, and generalizations are ALWAYS accurate (that's sarcasm, genius).

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Is that supposed to say Virgo?

We’re actually virgins until we die, as we are represented by the mother, Virgin Mary and if we participate in intercourse within our lives we are pushing forward the apocalypse, & we are damned to hell for eternity for sinning. Only the other zodiacs can partake and produce offspring. & Aries are the only ones allowed to sexually engage via anal cavity because they are pure sin.