Acorn jokes
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
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How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
