What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
Gee-I'm-a-tree.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend? Act like a nut.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
