Acorn jokes
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Memes
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How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
