What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Pirate's Ghostly Parrot
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smartie. So, this pirate sees a ghost, right? But instead of being scared of just any old ghost, he realizes it's his OWN dead parrot! The joke is on him, because you never expect your dead bird to haunt you! Also, you should know, you are likely afraid of water.