Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
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Listen up, genius! Orphans don't have dads, right? Church is all about "Father" this and "Father" that. So, for an orphan, it's like finally getting to say the word 'father' without feeling like a sad sack. You probably don't even know your own father...