Gold Digger jokes

You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

What do you call a gold digger?

A miner.

Time for a Terraria joke.

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger.

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.