Safety jokes
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I were you...
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.
Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.