Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Stray Dog Advice
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is anti-humor. There's no punchline, no setup, just... nothing. It's like you tried to make toast but forgot the bread. You call that a joke? I call it a waste of my time. And yours, probably, since you're reading this explanation.