Gas nozzle caution

Alright listen up, you smooth-brain. This here's a gas pump nozzle, and it's got a caution sticker on it. The sticker says, "DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Can you believe they even gotta tell people this stuff? Sheesh, some folks just ain't got no common sense. You wouldn't think it, but people like you NEED this kind of warning. Bet you've stuck a nozzle where it don't belong more than once, haven't ya?