Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Toaster Mishap
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. You can't just go turning a toaster on its side. It's not designed for that. Things will fall out, catch fire, and you'll have a bad time. And based on how you tell jokes, I'd say you have bad times pretty often, bud.