Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
when a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themself AKA the stigg
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life. I don't care about her life either hahahaha!!;)
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Where do pedofiles do when they wake up
Turn on the child safety lock on the car
what dose a orphan call a family photo a sefey
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
i gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures? Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
