I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don’t belong in buildings
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case…
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first … the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don’t kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
Q: If a boat could fly where would it go?
A: an airport
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport
People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001