What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
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What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
•terminal
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
What did the North tower say to the south tower. "sorry can't talk, got to catch a plane"
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
What did the plane say to the tower? Give me a kiss.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket he flys once but if you push him out of plane he flys for the rest of his life
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
my dad died in 911
but he was the pilot
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
