I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
What did the North tower say to the south tower. "sorry can't talk, got to catch a plane"
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket he flys once but if you push him out of plane he flys for the rest of his life
Q: If a boat could fly where would it go?
A: an airport
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
my dad died in 911
but he was the pilot
What did the plane say to the tower? Give me a kiss.
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
