Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Q: If a boat could fly where would it go?
A: an airport
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
What did the North tower say to the south tower. "sorry can't talk, got to catch a plane"
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
What did the plane say to the tower? Give me a kiss.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket he flys once but if you push him out of plane he flys for the rest of his life
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
my dad died in 911
but he was the pilot
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
