Puns

Anonymous

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

Kid

Raka Raka

What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???

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Plane

Osama Bin Laden

Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don’t belong in buildings

Man

Anonymous

Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.

Die

Juice Wrld

How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.

Puns

Meme_Man_Sans

I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case…

Puns

badb....96

a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first … the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "

Dad

Zeeshan

I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don’t kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.

Fly

Anonymous

Q: If a boat could fly where would it go?

A: an airport

Legs

Stephanie

What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport

People

Zuchuri

People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001

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