Seat Belt jokes
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.