Seat Belt jokes
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.