Seat Belt jokes

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.