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Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?

So the police can see that he’s white.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.

Weird, he usually uses a sock.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.